Among other things that I am not going to do
Care what other people think of me
Watch TBN
Shave my head
Become a vegetarian/vegan
Spend 3 times more money on something because it's "green"
Order anything medium rare that comes on a value menu
Listen to Country music
Watch Soccer, Bowling, or Darts without participating
Drink Beer out of a can
Smell my socks when i take them off at the end of the day... (why do i have the urge to do that?)
Google myself
Post any type of entry on Wikipedia
Trust that Yahoo Maps will tell me the correct way to get anywhere
talk on my cell phone while driving
Tell lies
Wonder if I am loved
Fear
Be upset if i miss an episode of American Idol (i said IF)
So, if you see me doing any of these things.... You get 1 free punch, but please keep it in the stomach or arm section.
